Good Mood! 

agentjasmine:

“Because that’s just how i am handsome”

“Well maybe we need to put some joy in your life.” He winked. “Love.”

Good Mood! 

agentjasmine:

“You sure you’re not high or something?”

“Why are you trying to kill the joy beautiful?”

Good Mood! 

He’s gone. 

the-shadow-assassin:

Who are you? I’m fine. *She said, obviously not fine.* 

He walked towards her slowly, holding his hands up. “My name is Alix. Do you need help?” He asked, giving her a concerned look.

He’s gone. 

the-shadow-assassin:

Please…. I’m all alone. Is anyone out there? 

“Miss? Miss? Are you alright?”

Election Night Drinking Game: 

inothernews:

— If Romney wins drink nonstop for next four years

Raise your hand if you’re genuinely terrified that Romney will be elected today. 

sarah-smileyface:

Off to work. 

In other news… 

I heard it was topless Tuesday..?

the-11-doctor:

Romney wins? Don’t worry about that, just come down here to Scotland. We’re always friendly and welcoming to anyone who dare pass that sign telling you you are in Scotland now. (sorry for all the shit you had to drive through.)

It’d have to be quick because they might close the border…. O_O